here come the quotes

1. MISSING::::the purple m&m
2. I feel an evil PLOT coming on
3. Don't be afraid. Just believe.
4. I'd like to offer moral support, but I have questionable morals.
5. What would you attempt to do if you knew you COULD NOT fail.
6. people become stronger because of memories they can't forget.
7. I find your lack of original conversation disturbing.
8. Sarcasm: It beats killing people.
9. Hokey Pokey anonymous: the place to turn yourself around.
10. Even if you are on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there.
11. I'm too tired to slap you. Bash your face against my palm.
12. Colors were screaming at me. Purple screamed the loudest.
13. It's much too QUIET in here.
14. Irony: it's the opposite of wrinkley
15. This "normal" you speak of doesn't sound like fun.
16. there CANNOT be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
17. When I was a kid....there were only 150 pokemon.
18. If I had any dignity. that would be humiliating.
19. When nothing goes right. GO LEFT
20. Believe in God. Not organized religion.
21. My parents are afraid of the people in Hot Topic.
22. Violence isn't the answer. But it's AN answer.
23. I promise never to confuse you by making sense.
24.What's wrong with saying something that has nothing to do with the current conversation?
25. Abraham Lincoln didn't NEED a teleprompter.
26. you know, it's weird. I've met plenty of chocoholics but i've never actually seen chocohol.
27. Accusing a Pagan of worshiping Satan is like accusing an Atheist of worshiping God.
28. The people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones who do.
29. They NEVER suspect the short ones.
30. If God can make a firefly's BUTT light up. I believe he can do ANYTHING.